Tim McGraw proudly displays the Dolly Parton Lifetime Achievement Award at the AMA awards show.
Although they manage "brave" smiles, bystanders report that earlier in the evening Liza Minelli and husband David Gest had argued over who was going to get to wear the white sable.
Leaving no stone unturned the Atlanta Braves are feverishly trying to find a replacement for Tom Glavine.
"What time is flight 373 to Dallas? What time can you get here?"
Although he was grateful for the job, Sid still couldn't understand how this was considered marketing.
